So what is MENTAL RAPE?
A place where I rape your mind with ideas. If you're smart you will bend over and take it.
I find your website name offensive.
Fuck you, I don't give a shit...and that wasn't a question, dumbass.
Why the website name MENTAL RAPE?
Actaully, my first choice was BRAINRAPE.COM. But some confused wanna be artist LUG chick is sitting on the name.
My second choice was MINDRAPE.COM. But some fakey search engine 'cybersquatter' is sitting on it. Actually, this isn't too shabby of a third choice.
But why use the word RAPE?
Because everyone knows that RAPE is funny...and memorable...I bet you remember the last time you were RAPED!
RAPE isn't funny! Are you insane!?
Take the stick out of your ass already. This is my website, if you don't think RAPE is funny you are an idiot!
So is this a BLOG?
No, a BLOG is for wanna be political analysts, 16 year old EMO girls, and divorced angry soccer moms.
MENTAL RAPE is much more kick-ass than that.
Are you on MySpace?
The only thing worse than a BLOG is using MySpace.
But I know how to make the PERFECT Myspace page: Take the worst BLOG you've ever seen add a green and magenta background,
throw in three dozen of the most overused .GIF animations, add in the MIDI version of some crap song by some crap garage band
that you never heard of, perhaps a few pictures of your dog/cat/girlfriend/boyfriend/whatever taken with your .01 micropixel cellphone
camera, then have a 'friends' list consisting of 13 year olds, the pedophiles that love them, every garage band within 50 miles of whatever
shithole town you are from. To make sure you get more 'friends', send several thousand random invites to complete strangers.
Last time I looked at MySpace, I could actually feel my eyes bleeding.
So what do your articles cover?
Whatever I feel like talking about. Whatever pisses me off or gets me hard.
I'm offended by your article on [WHATEVER TOPIC], take it down!
NO, go fuck yourself. Better yet, send me an e-mail so I can laugh at you!
-=/Neon
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