What I want to know is, why is this
news?
So, I'm listening to this radio show the other day, and they
actually break away from programming to announce that this cow has
died. Why? Did she do something important like find a cure to
cancer, win the national hot dog eating contest (just from the photo alone, I'm
guessing she could have been a contender), or do ANYTHING other than marry some
old geezer for his money?
The answer: NO
If she didn't make news over the fight over the old guy's
'phat loot' I don't think anyone would know who she is today. Has
anyone ever seen an interview with her where she wasn't drunk, stoned, or
both?
I keep reading how this silly drunk cow is the 'Marilyn Monroe' of
the 21st century. No, you idiots.
Marilyn could somewhat act, somewhat
sing, and on her worst day was twice as hot as Anna was on her best
day.
What I REALLY don't get is where they find these 'fans'
that she supposedly has. This is a quote by one of these fans that I
read on the AP wire: 'I do almost feel like I've lost
something. She was an inspiration to me,' said Sian Richter, a 20-year-old
office worker.
Apparently the office where Sian works does not
perform drug testing.
Sian goes on to say: 'Also I
looked up to her because of the background she came from. Humble roots and
making it big time gave me inspiration.'
So I guess she is saying
that she is inspired to quit her office job, pose nude for Playboy, blow
some creepy rich guy's wrinkled love tube, then die of a likely drug overdose at 39 so she can "make it big time",
whatever the hell that means.
Can we talk about something or someone
else now....yuck...
-=/Neon
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